He has wisdom beyond his years. He’s 87-years-old, and he’s at least as wise as an 88-year-old.

“I don’t make love. But I do have it made in China. It’s just more cost effectiv…”

“If my initials were ARK, then you could call me Noah.”

“The man with two plungers for hands never wipes his ass, but he also never clog…”

“It’s good if you think bad thoughts, because at least you’re thinking. That’s m…”