He looked around when he heard a window-rattling roar. "Earthquake? Volcano? Nuclear war?"
"Beaver," Peter told him.
"I don't care if it is Alaska, you don't have beavers big enough to sound like that.

“Good night, Keeley.""Good night, Brian. Thanks for the ride." Adelia waited unt…”

“Advice never hurts, taking it often does”

“My boyfriend and I are badasses. ”

“He'd done as he'd pleased and even had often enjoyed long runs of luck where he…”