He looked me right in my eyes and told me he just ate a sandwich, and I had to call him on it. “Baloney,” I said. And I was right.

“I had a dream where I lost Cap’n among the hundreds of black and white cats and…”

“I’m a nail biter. Not when I’m nervous, but when I misplace my hammer.”

“When there’s no more food, only the anorexics will be amped up. And I’ll be the…”

“I love body language, because I can speak it without talking, without listening…”