He offered to pay me in agriculture, and I said I didn’t want that, I want money. I told him agriculture won’t put food on my table.

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“I think guns would be more effective if bullets worked like boomerangs.”

“What you’d call stealing, I’d call a mistake. Or, if I were a politician, I’d c…”

“I am the egg salad sandwich of love. The only problem is, I’m in the mood for a…”