He says he had to go help someone in a desperate situation. Who,
exactly, he refuses to say. He doesn’t know when he’s going to be back, but suggests we put
off the wedding for a few days. The rotter! How dare he just zoom off and not tell me where
he’s going, or who he’s going to help, or what exactly he’s up to!”
Yeah, how dare he go out and be all heroic and stuff when you want him here slobbering
over your big boobs.

Auteur: Katie MacAlister