He wanted to pay me in agriculture, but I told him, "I need something that's going to put food on the table.

“I want to save the environment. I like being green as much as the next Smurf.”

“A blanket could be used to stop gun violence. Make sleep, not war.
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“A woman in a box—a great gift for the husband who has everything.”

“My neck size is about the size of both of my girlfriend’s clenched hands.”