He was a cheeky bastard, especially when he talked with a thong in his mouth.

“A chef should make a dish using only my words as ingredients. My words will tas…”

“She loves me. She must, because she left flowers in the fridge from her date. S…”

“The old me is younger than the new me, the me now.”

“I’d like to tweeze all the Tuesdays of the year, and all the Mondays off my che…”