He was an introverted kid, so I didn’t send him to his room as punishment. No, I took him to a party.

“Sounds have smells. Your father smells, and he’s noisy.”

“If I were the color blue, and you were the color orange, I wouldn't want you ar…”

“I’m a man of leisure. That’s because I have an English degree and can’t get a j…”

“This is my logo for Dora J. Arod”