He was still a douchecanoe. The douchecanoe who was going to paddle me to safety.

“Dex:" Now, without any more jerking off from you, I suggest you get packing as …”

“Shit. I was supposed to be seducing him, wasn’t I? Not the other way around.”

“Honestly kiddo? You’re beautiful. You use your weight as an excuse but you’re j…”

“Fuck you, ginger balls.”