He was thoughtless, not because he was insensitive, but because I had just eaten his brain and his skull was empty.

“I’ve only been with my girlfriend for three days, but it feels like a lifetime—…”

“I’m a man who wears many hats. Some of them are furry.”

“What’s the point of being the first to arrive? Nobody is there to witness your …”

“Give yourself a hug, and while you are embracing yourself, use that time to hol…”