Her clothes were half off—a sale, not a strip tease. Watching her shop was as hot as a fresh cup of coffee, and that’s why I had a wad of dollar bills.

“I put the yes in eyes. Except when I blink, because that’s definitely a no acti…”

“If you tell me I look like someone you know, I might get panicked and think you…”

“Forget food for thought. Give me food for my belly.”

“She had no mind, but I didn’t mind, because she had a body like an upside down …”