Her freckles were orange, as if somebody had spray-painted her face with liquid Cheetos.

“He was beautiful the way an angel is beautiful - timeless, perfect, remote.”

“Remind me again-why do you hate me so much?"I don't hate you."Could've fooled m…”

“The older lady harrumphed. "I warned you, daughter. This scoundrel Hades is no …”

“Travis: I didn’t know they made permanent makeup. I looked like a clown for a m…”