Her legs are so long and sexy that I can see them 26.2 miles away. Gatorade.


“I’ve got something you can hang your hat on: my erection.”

“I’m trying to overcome my OCD by replacing my neurosis with three other letters.”

“His voice is like 999 one-winged vultures, all flapping in unison, while 333 ho…”

“We all make mistakes. Some just manufacture them in a factory and sell them to …”