Her mouth contorted, and the wrinkles around her lips were like the dunes of a frosted cupcake. And I just wanted to lick her living word machine (mouth).

“My two parents represent the single greatest influence on my life. And if my da…”

“Tell me naughty things while I jack off. Say anything freaky, but don’t mention…”

“What is man’s shared IQ? And more important, how thick should my body armor be …”

“I make love like a lump of cold oatmeal. I apologize if that mental image excit…”