Her name was Janice, but I called her Jan because she was born in December—just like Chris T.


“If a magic genie, from a lamp, offered me three wishes, I'd use one to wish you…”

“I’m working hard to edit my book, so I can get it up for sale so that nobody ca…”

“A blanket could be used to sell ice cream to streakers. Well, it could, if thos…”

“Nothing in this world feels quite like freedom, except for freedom. And nothing…”