He’s a winner and a millionaire four times over. Though I’m not a millionaire, I’ve at least won five times. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I had a few good professors in my painting and drawing classes, but all my grap…” “She told me she might not be there when I get back, and I got so angry I said s…” “His last name was Gum, and I wanted to chew him out. But I’ll save that for the…” “I don't know where to look for jobs, so I think I'll check out the unemployment…”