He’s going to give me a piggyback ride home. He’s my designated walker.

“She was dressed as a nearly invisible shower, wearing only a raincoat, and I so…”

“When you pay for security, it seems like you’re paying for nothing—and that’s t…”

“A blanket can be a statement—a generalization and truism covering a multitude o…”

“I would answer the door for the pizza delivery guy wearing my birthday suit, bu…”