Hey soda girl. You're flat. Auteur: Dan Gutman Copy Quote More from Dan Gutman “A lot of people seem nice when you first meet them. Then later you find out tha…” “You wanna grow up to be a trivia question?" she asked, challenging me. "Or do y…” “No matter what ya do to help somebody, it'll hurt somebody else.” “The way your life plays out depends on which dominoes you chose to push over an…”