His can of pepper spray was bigger than my can of pepper spray.

“I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd li…”

“Get me a gun. If I don't go into labor soon, I'm going to shoot myself. And pas…”

“I hate mornings. They start so early.”

“I knew there were no such things as death cooties. Unfortunately, that's an int…”