His eyes were so blue, and his teeth so yellow, that the overall impression was that his face was green. And it was, as he was wearing a guacamole facial mask.

“Cats like to cuddle more than any other living creature, including zombies, whi…”

“I don’t understand people who eat Chinese food with chopsticks when the restaur…”

“I am quite possibly the world's bravest coward. I have never backed down from b…”

“I made out like a bandit. Not that I’ve ever made out with a bandit.”