His last name was Chew, and I didn’t care if he was Asian, I still screamed, “Not with your mouth open!

“If you’re going to hit on me, please wear boxing gloves. I get it though, becau…”

“Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know?…”

“In a battle of believability, the winner is the one with the best body language…”

“If you tell me I look familiar but you just can’t place it, I’ll tell you that …”