His last name was Worthless. Or was that just the perfect word to describe him? Shouldn’t our names summarize who we are? If so, I want to be called Al Auttalovetogive.

“How do you seduce a whole continent? One person at a time.”

“I can’t tell you how much I love kissing ass. Especially wealthy, cellulose-sti…”

“A pitcher throwing a pitcher full of sleep has a lot of pitch and yawn. My love…”

“A blanket could be used to express my condolences. I’m sorry to have to tell yo…”