His name is Randy Randy (Or is it Randy Randy?), and he probably makes women doubly horny (randy).

“A brick could be laid on a blanket, so the blanket doesn’t blow away. But why w…”

“I make love like a half an hour minus 27 minutes. If you’re as bad in bed as I …”

“She had an ass behind her that went on for days. In fact, I’m still talking abo…”

“When I describe love to an emotional Helen Keller, I usually say it has four le…”