His thin accusation hung thick in the air like fog smoking a cigarette.

“I have extremely great aim when it comes to peeing. I can, for instance, manage…”

“The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t aro…”

“I want to gather up all the ink cartridges in the universe, because somewhere, …”

“A rubber band is attached to a lever. Pull on the lever to increase the tension…”