His voice was so gravelly I could drive a truck on it. And I would have, but I came carrying my bicycle. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I called an insurance company to get a quote. They gave me one of Oscar Wilde’s…” “I wear loud clothes. They aren’t bright colors, but I do have speakers sewn int…” “I’m into extreme sports. Well, just one—cuddling.” “I dove in feet first. I like to dive in feet before I dive in hands, because I …”