Hmmph. Young Republicans have weird senses of humor.

“I'm a giant pimple on the face of humanity.”

“I've been bad.I've been good.Weak and Strong.Brave and afraid.A hero and a kill…”

“Apparently when it's two people, it's quirky and funny, but when it's a person …”

“I'd always assumed Beth and I would be friends forever. But then in middle of t…”