Hoping to get a head start on the next day, I eat breakfast the night before. That way I can sleep in until two in the afternoon.

“Question for your life: Let’s say we’re making love on the moon, and my clone d…”

“I second that notion. And if I had 59 more, I’d have a minute.”

“If I were deaf, I’d wear loud clothing. My clothes would also be covered in cof…”

“A blanket could be used to tell people a thousand miles and a thousand years aw…”