Horses aren’t sad. They just naturally have long faces.

“My neck size is about the size of both of my girlfriend’s clenched hands.”

“Because I’m emotionally immature, I’d prefer letting go of you early and always…”

“The cycle of parental disapproval begins at dawn. That’s why I have to get up f…”

“I try not to sell myself short, unless I’m giving myself a great price on the s…”