How do you know you are who you are? How do you know you’re not simply a clone of who you think you are?

“On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57.”

“The closer I get, the faster I have to go. Otherwise, I might be late to the ve…”

“Twitter: Up to the minute details that are minute. I’d like to update and reaff…”

“Life: Don’t count the minutes, count your blessings.”