How many birthdays can you fit in a shoebox? I guess that depends both on how old you are, and what size shoe you wear.

“The topic of weather isn’t small talk, when you’re conversing with a meteorolog…”

“Most writers might as well write in invisible ink, because if what they’re writ…”

“If you were to ask me what’s under my bed, I’d tell you shoes. They’re brown, a…”

“The number 12 is good, the number 123 is better, but the number one is still th…”