How many midget feet can you fit in your shoes? Depends on how big your penis is. Mine is 17 syllables long, like a haiku.

“On a scale of 1-10, fish have them. Scales—fish have scales, and I have 10 of t…”

“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”

“Artists exist to show us the world. So do windows.”

“Show me how to lactate, and I’ll be the best mother a father could be.”