How many midgets does it take to take over the world? I’m not sure, but I’d guess twice as many. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “If I had the word “war” in my last name, like “Flowar,” I’d probably be a peace…” “A brick and a blanket are going to help me conquer the world. Just give me an a…” “A brick could be used to tell time. And just between you and me, I hope that br…” “I’m creative, I make up almost everything. But with all my creativity, I couldn…”