How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly.

“There’s a new wine I want to try. I heard about it through the grapevine.”

“Too bad Americans can’t export Awesome, because I have boxes and boxes of the s…”

“You are going to lose your home, your spouse, your life, and all at once, when …”

“It’s hard to steal somebody’s shoes while they are wearing them and not have th…”