How not to get rejected: ask a fat chick out to dinner. Do you think obesity ever says no to free food?

“I’d like to change my name, as my father isn’t worthy of having the same last n…”

“One scoop of ice cream can go a long way. Not to mending friendships, but it ca…”

“I don’t need your sympathy, unless it comes in the form of a check or cash. I a…”

“I want to write a book called “Conversations.” Of course, it’s all talk at this…”