How to duplicate yourself: hang out with the same people and say the same things all the time. The you of today is a clone of the you from yesterday.

“If my penis were big enough to be mistaken for a leg, I am not sure I'd want th…”

“I haven’t seen my old friends in a while. Maybe next week I’ll go visit them in…”

“The best part about a rear naked choke, is the naked part.”

“I’ve spent half my life searching for the truth. The left half of my life.”