How will I tell her I didn’t like her ginger snap cookies? Gingerly.

“Conspiracy theorists like to claim NASA’s moon landing was faked. Well of cours…”

“The atmosphere is always very grave when I walk into a cemetery.”

“He wouldn’t even understand dry wit if you dropped him off in the desert with a…”

“I once saw a snake having sex with a vulture, and I thought, It’s just business…”