Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would you like me to pour it in your coffee, or directly into your soul?


“I saw my hero. He was standing at the urinal next to mine. I didn’t know what t…”

“I didn’t have time to grow out a mustache, so I wore a squirrel to the party. W…”

“There are whiskers in my soup, and my spoon smells like my cat’s ass.”

“Normal is made up of two friends—Norm and Al. That’s twice the number of friend…”