I also have a feeling your mother’s going to have a very ugly conversation with me." – Dimitri

“You could change the quorum law if you wanted, you sanctimonious bitch!”

“Belikov is a sick, evil man who should be thrown into a pit of rabid vipers for…”

“Dimitri: She might be wild and disrespectful, but if she has potential— Rose: "…”

“Have you ever wanted to put on a Santa suit?""I have always wanted to do that,"…”