I always buckle up, even if I’m only walking across the parking lot.

“A brick could be used as a pillow, if you first wrap it with a blanket. But if …”

“Some of the vitamins I take are the size of jumbo jets, though they only pack a…”

“Rather than dirt, I’d rather push a wheelbarrow full of books. Dirty books.”

“I wish all the lobbyists on K Street would drown in alphabet soup.”