I always felt like you had to be important to have enemies.

“So grass is a metaphor for life, and for death, and for equality, and for conne…”

“Tiny Cooper is not the world's gayest person, and he is not the world's largest…”

“Crying adds something: crying is you, plus tears. But the feeling Colin had was…”

“Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.How would I know? What, am I an e…”