I always get whiplash when I have sex in the backseat. Boy, I sure wish Grandmother would learn how to drive.

“When someone asks, Dogs or cats? I usually say, For what, dinner?”

“A blanket could be used to create another way. There is no other way but to mak…”

“If I were a mannequin, I'd know people would only want me for my body. But that…”

“The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I need to mix in a little…”