I always wear my seat belt when I drive a point home.

“A root vegetable went missing. Maybe it will turnip in my next bad pun.”

“One word I’d use to describe space is lonely. The only way I’ll board a space s…”

“Killing a bird is a murder most fowl. Trying to play doctor with a duck makes y…”

“I’m the kind of guy who’s only got one speed: reverse.”