I always wear size 14 boat shoes that are so old they could have been built by Noah.

“This is what I believe to be the progress of a writer. You write 10 things, of …”

“If I had a vulva, I’d let you drive it like a Volvo. It’s all about safety. You…”

“The situation is a coffee mug, and I’ve got a handle on it.”

“Being out in the sunlight brightens my mood, especially if that sunlight is ref…”