I am a contraction. I am I’m.

“Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.”

“I wrote a song called "Stinky Sodomite." It isn't a pop song, a historical song…”

“A brick could be used to show you how much I love you. Well, maybe not a whole …”

“My girlfriend is as reasonable as Lady Justice, and just as blindfolded. She’s …”