I am a jealous husband wife, and I feel your pain. All of it, for all of you.

“I took the wheels of my bike off in support of your bicycle race to support bik…”

“There are at least two sides to every issue, and I like my issues sunny side up…”

“I want to be more like James Bond, and less like Ian Fleming.”

“I am the earthquake of love. How you feel is my fault.”