I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my better judgment, I can talk myself out of doing anything.

“Read people by their surroundings, their personally designed environments. Like…”

“I want to get married, but first I’ll have to get a divorce.”

“Sometimes I write about the forest, sometimes I write about the trees, and occa…”

“And benefits? Just getting to breathe the same air as the distinguished guests …”