I am a tree, though I’m not a shady character. I’m like a tree in winter.

“I often feel like a camel in the mountains, and a goat in the desert. Ah, but t…”

“I don’t deceive myself. No, I get my clones to do it for me.”

“A candle that smells like asshole would be an instant hit in prison.”

“The number I had for her didn’t work. But in this depression, could you blame i…”