I am an octopus on four wheels. What are my four free arms for? To better love you, of course.

“Being buried alive in a cemetery would put me in grave danger.”

“A blanket could be used to help acclimate your body for your after death experi…”

“I’d like to wade through all the people named Wade in this city, and personally…”

“I won’t pick up your bad habits. They look heavy and I’ve got a bad back. Plus,…”