I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, that’s just a rough estimate.

“I always never leave things for the last minute. I leave them for 59 seconds.”

“I don’t care about being cool. I just want to be loved by half the world (100% …”

“If you want to see how fast I run, just give me a football helmet and notice ho…”

“When you’re as ugly as I am, you need all the beauty sleep you can get. I’ll be…”