I am Cloud “Combat” McCloud. Fear my thunder! Love my chicken tenders.

“Boys will be boys. Well, some boys will be girls.”

“Some people think nature is their God. I'd like to apologize to all those peopl…”

“If liquid courage smelled like cologne and gushed out of my penis, I’d make a b…”

“Sexcess—it’s about sex in excess and success all rolled up into one sweaty ball.”